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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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Baron Beaverbrook, of Beaverbrook in the Province of New Brunswick in the Dominion of Canada and of Cherkley in the County of Surrey, is a title in the Peerage of the United Kingdom. It was created in 1917 for the prominent media owner and politician Sir Max Aitken, 1st Baronet. He had already been created a baronet, of Cherkley in the County of Surrey, on 3 July 1916. When Aitken died, his son disclaimed the barony three days later, stating that \"there shall only be one Lord Beaverbrook in my lifetime\". Since 1985, the title has been held by the latter's son, the third baron.
"}{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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